Eric Courtney

February 15 - March 23: "It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom."
- William Wallace
Film: Braveheart

December 7 - February 14: "My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!"
- OO Spool
Film: Wild at Heart

November 17 - December 6: "by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged. "
- Sir Alexander Dane
Film: Galaxy Quest

October 6 - November 16: "You, I do not know. But you... I never forget a face. Mister... Chekov. Isn't it? I never thought to see your face again."
- Khan Noonien Singh
Film: Star Trek II - Wrath of Khan

September 21 - October 5: "I've been framed for murder and the cops are in on it. But the real enemy, the son of a bitch who killed the angel lying next to me, he's out there somewhere, out of sight, the big missing piece that'll give me the how and the why and a face and a name and a soul to send screaming into hell."
- Marv
Film: Sin City

September 4 - September 20: "I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life any more it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face."
- Tony D'Amato
Film: Any Given Sunday

August 18 September 3: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
- Dean Vernon Wormer
Film: Animal House

August 9 - August 17: "I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this."
- Leeloo
Film: The Fifth Element

August 2 - August 8: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
- General Patton
Film: Patton

July 18 - August 1: "Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared."
- Kurtz
Film: Apocalypse Now

July 3 - July 17: "When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
- Frank Costello
Film: The Departed

June 19 - July 2: "Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children."
- Furious Styles
Film: Boyz n the Hood

June 11 - June 18: "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
- Toady
Film: Road Warrior

May 29 - June 10: "Oh, look at little Goblin junior... 'Gonna cry?"
- Peter Parker
Film: Spider-man 3

May 14 - May 28: "These flowers are wilted, I need you to call the florist."
- Buddy 'Aces' Israel
Film: Smokin' Aces

May 4 - May 13: "Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man."
- Peter Parker
Film: Spider-man

April 23 - May 3: "You know what those are? Those are sun dogs... It means a blessing on the hunter sent by the Great Wolf to his children... It's an old Indian thing."
- Michael
Film: The Deer Hunter

April 16 - April 22: "I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!"
- Pooter-the-Clown
Film: Uncle Buck

April 9 - April 15: "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
- Peter Gibbons
Film: Office Space

April 2 - April 8: "I hate this! I don't like it at all. I like beaches, and drinking and girls. In all the ads, they say 'Come to Brazil. We've got beaches and drinking and girls.' They don't say, 'we've got vicious angry mobs that chase you into the jungle.' "
- Finn
Film: Turistas

March 27 - April 1: "Half of writing history is hiding the truth."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
Film: Serenity

March 19 - March 26: "Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
- Robbie
Film: The Wedding Singer

March 13 - March 18: "Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!"
- David
Film: The Lost Boys

March 5 - March 12: "I have the power! Aye, the quickening that empowers me! I feel everything! I know... I know everything! I am everything!"
- Connor MacLeod
Film: Highlander

Feb 27-March 4: "Well I guess that's what brains look like... Sort of like... Lasagna... Kind of... Okay, I'll shut up now."
- Andy
Film: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Feb 26: "Mutants are not the ones mankind should fear."
- Dr. Jean Grey
Film: X-Men

Feb 25: "I DO want your money, because God wants your money."
- Reverend Larry
Film: Repo Man

Feb 23, 24: "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
Film: Star Wars

Feb 22: "I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"
- Al Czervik
Film: Caddyshack

Feb 21: "It's like you said. All I am is what I'm going after."
- Vincent Hanna
Film: Heat

Feb 20: "You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff."
- Napolean
Film: Napoleon Dynamite

Feb: 19: "With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed."
- Ricky Bobby
Film: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Feb 18: "Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."
- William Wallace
Film: Braveheart

Feb 16, 17: "Well, yeah, it is a good thing, cos' this is like finding Moses' DVD collection."
- Graeme Miller
Film: Alien vs. Predator

Feb 15: "What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you fool!"
- Clubber Lang
Film: Rocky III

Feb 14: "You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp."
- Oliver Rose
Film: War of the Roses

Feb 13: "I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought."
- Roy L. Fuchs
Film: Used Cars

Feb 11, 12: "So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah?"
- Jeff Spicoli
Film: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Feb 10, 2007: "Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?"
- Ferris
Film: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Feb 9, 2007: "Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
- Old Indian
Film: Natural Born Killers

Feb 8, 2007: "I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, and the Lord our God."
- Lt. Kendrick
Film: A Few Good Menay 29